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If you have access to 19000 wax combs and lock your keys in your car, try using them as wedges to pry your door ajar. Grab about 17 of them and carefully cram the shit into the door jam with all the force you got. Stack them by color if you want or mix and match. Get all art faggy if that's your deal. Then go to your warehouse stash of zinc cable. Grab that stuff, make a hooky thing, and slip slide it into the crevasse you just created. All you need to do now is pull the door lock and you're good to go. It's that easy, right? You may try this for about an hour at which time you get really pissed off and and just call Risdon's Towing. It's only $40 you cheap fuck. You're the dicknose that locked them in there in the first place.