Monday, June 29, 2009
The Week In Death
Dammit man, the Grim Reaper's snatching up celebrity's all over the place. The screaming fullbeard that was also known as Billy Mays was found dead in his Florida home yesterday. He had 50 short years of yelling and selling. The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. In a cage match with that Sham Wow guy, my money's on Billy Mays. I'll bet St Peter's already sprucing up the Pearly Gates with some Oxy Clean, Zorbeez, and elbow grease.
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you have GOT to be fucking kidding me... are you serious?!
ReplyDeletethey say death always comes in threes- sad it was none other than the DC snowboard spokesman himself :'(
Can you believe this shit? These people are dropping like flies! I actually liked Billy Mays even though he made me always turn down the volume on the TV.
ReplyDeleteI feel like the A-team went first (McMahon, Fawcett and Jackson). Now, it's the B-team (Mays, Storm, Travalena). Sad.