Hurley, USA

I'm in Costa Mesa. It's in California. I think I just happened upon a herd of honest to goodness, real life hipster mother fuckers milling around a pile of pizza, skating their balls off. They had all the tell-tale signs...shitty mustaches, fucked up knee-high tube socks, ratty Vans, dirty v-necks with Sharpie drawn logos, possible boy lovers, and all wearing JCTWP's (Jean Colored Tights With Pockets). Skinny malnourished fuckers, all of them. No working pieces of shit. A real bunch of scum. I wish I was their age again....I'd be just like em (except I'm certain I like girls). Fuck growing up and being responsible. These kids are living the REAL dream.