Everything's falling into place nicely. Heading back to the hills means new gear is required to destroy the upcoming La Nina. Even though I don't ride much anymore, my old 2003 Unity is beat and needed replacing. Moby, over at Capita Shredquarters hooked me up with a deal on a Black Snowboard of Death. To be honest, I don't understand much about the new reverse-camber shit, sintered vs extruded bases, sidewalls construction, or whatever else they describe. All I know is that it's got a flex rating of 7, so I'm all good.
shouldn't you get a race board for sun valley groomers?
ReplyDeleteAH HA HA.
This boards gonna break your collar bone kid.
ReplyDeleteWhat's with the detached left hand graphic? Get off my shit, capitards!
ReplyDeleteI hope my plate binders work so I can run a +30 degrees front and back. Just need to find some Chris Klug-ish hard boots .
ReplyDelete"you can't break your collar bone, you got a cat trip to Revel Dildo this weekend"...told to Brown Recluse in December 2001 as he rests in the Summit Worst first-aid hut with a broken collar bone.
PSHT TRU HEDS CALLIT SNOQUALMIE U HORB CALL IT WHAT IT IS CALLED OR GET BROKE OFF, I GUESS. DESERVER.
ReplyDeleteas moby once told me about the same board...
ReplyDelete"mount that shit 2 inches in the back seat and watch your dick grow!"
that boards fucken sick doood...you're stoked
DOES IT WORK IN POWDER? YES. DECE PLANK, EVEN THOUGH NOT ASSOCIATED WITH CHINA. CHINA IS WHERE IT'S AT.
ReplyDeleteONE MUST ASK THE QUESTION, THOUGH: MUCH LIKE THE OL IF A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST AND AINT NO MAN HEARD IT; IF A BOARD RIDES IN SUN VALLEY, WHO THE FUCK CARES?
ACTUALLY THE HOMEY HOSS LIVED IN SUN VALLEY ONE SEASON AND DUG IT. HE WAITED ON ARNIE SCHWARZNUKKA IN THE RESTAURANT HE WORKED AT AKA AT WHICH HE WORKED. DUDE WANTED GRILLED CHEEZ. I THINK HOSS ALMOST GOT FIRED FOR BEING UNABLE TO AVOID SHIT LIKE "I'LL BE BAHCK...WITH THE DESSERT TRAY."
WILL YOU GET GUNS? MILITIA SHIT? I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS.
SOME PEOPLE HAVE THEIR OWN BLOGS, I BLOGG IN THE COMMENTS OF OTHER PEOPLES'S'S BLOGS, INNA ALLCAPS. THIS IS MORE PREVALENT WHEN I GET DAYDRUNK.
ONE OF THE BEST TSHIRTS I'VE EVER SEEN WAS "I-DA-HO," WITH A DUDEFACE ABOVE EACH SYLLABLE, MOUTHING THOSE SOUNDS. SHIT WAS FIRE. I HEREBY HAVE TEN ON IT, PLUS SHIPPING AND ALSO PLUS HANDLING, IF YOU CAN SECURE ONE OF THESE TEES.
OH YES LET US SPEAK ONCE AGAIN ON THE BOARD, MORE SPECIFICALLY THE FITTY GAL DRUMS WHEREUPON IT LEANS: WHAT IS IN THOSE AND IS IT BEER?
TRAVEL SAFELY, AND GET ANGRY FOR THE eNETS BLOGGING, IF ONLY FOR SHOW. MAKES FOR BETTER READING THX
That's a whole lot of board.
ReplyDeleteI smell cheeseburgers.
Blue Barrels: wax production byproduct.
be safe with your BDoD 'cluse, be safe.