Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Drinking cancer

Albers is a skinny, artsy, environMENTAL studies dude. Every time I see him at Lovelace's shaping shack, he's the only guy in a respirator and standing outside the hot zone. That's probably a good thing. We'll see if that pays off for him in 20 years. He also doesn't drink out of plastic. Not a drop. So I had to finally make the switch. No more plastic bottles for me unless I absolutely have to. Not even Cokes in those stupid plastic bottles. I never liked them anyway. For while now, I've been reading studies about cancer causing Bisphenol A that leaches out of plastic bottles. Especially whne I leave my water on my front seat and it gets super heated. You can taste the cancer. So it was time to fire up the shiney new Kleen Kanteen. Now they'll find that black, stainless steel water containers give you hemmoroids. Fuck! That's all I need.

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5 comments:

  1. snowoneMay 12, 2009 at 9:31 AM

    that bitch is gonna boil sitting in the truck cab at mex spots; maybe it'll clean up yer hair peas uv di leeps... boiling water that is.

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  2. Nigel S. PeppercockMay 12, 2009 at 2:27 PM

    My only complaint about those bottles is that they're too small, or at least the one I have. From what I've gathered, they make larger ones now.

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  3. el hefeMay 13, 2009 at 9:01 AM

    40 oz to freedom. Big enough to quench any cottonmouth.

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  4. Nose DradamousMay 16, 2009 at 10:29 PM

    I am at a loss for words. What next? Fucking sellout.

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  5. El HefeMay 17, 2009 at 9:25 PM

    When you get ass cancer like Farah Fawcett, don't come cryin to me bud. You've been warned. Mark this date in 2009...I'm officially "selling out" faster than Ed Hardy. What's funny is that I filter the CA tap water in a plastic Britta jug. Gotta ween myself.

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