Monday, May 18, 2009

T-Bone List

It has come to my attention from Nose Tremendous that I have a secret homo attraction to T-Bone Da Menace. He brings up some valid points like I surf, moved to California, and have participated in yoga. There has been some azaming "coincidences". Today's list is dedicated to T-Bone and other startling similarities...

T-Bone shreds the gnar...I attempt to shred the gnar.
T-Bone ate a pork burrito for lunch today...I ate a pork burrito.
T-Bone drives a van...I drive a van.
T-Bone knows how to use a computer...I use a computer.
T-Bone takes pics...I have taken pics.
T-Bone drank 4 scoops of Colon Cleanse last night and took 3 dumps before noon today...I drank 4 scoops of Colon Cleanse last night and took 3 dumps before noon today.



T-Bone Art...


Menace to wooden statues...
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3 comments:

  1. Nose DradamousMay 18, 2009 at 2:15 PM

    Let your inner gay out bro. You did live with Tonto so there had to be a couple of times you woke up hung over and your ass was burning. Then looked over at Gregs shit eating grin that said "what?"

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  2. El HefeMay 18, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    Dude, you outta surgery and shit typin away already? How's the kneegina? As for your dream scenario, I'd pre-roofie Tonto's Wendy's Chilli before he'd be able to attack. It was like dropping an African Elephant.

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  3. danMay 20, 2009 at 1:15 PM

    You do love T bone don't ya

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