Thursday, January 22, 2009
Nature's scrubby brush
All hail the mighty Colon Cleanse. I jumped back on the Double Cee starting last night. Time to clean the system and get back on track. The mighty CC digs into the wrinkles and scrubs the insides. 2-4 scoops a day at random times. I like to down a glass first thing in the morning and one at the end of the day. That way it surrounds everything with fiber. TAPERED on both ends, if you know what I mean. In 2 weeks or less, I'll be able to see farther, hear better, think clearer, lift heavy objects, and jump higher. I'll even be smiling at strangers. One of these days I'm gonna print a Team CC t-shirt with the same picture of the colon as on the label. Elvis died with 60 pounds of impacted sludge in his colon. I don't wanna be that guy.