Thursday, January 22, 2009

Nature's scrubby brush

All hail the mighty Colon Cleanse. I jumped back on the Double Cee starting last night. Time to clean the system and get back on track. The mighty CC digs into the wrinkles and scrubs the insides. 2-4 scoops a day at random times. I like to down a glass first thing in the morning and one at the end of the day. That way it surrounds everything with fiber. TAPERED on both ends, if you know what I mean. In 2 weeks or less, I'll be able to see farther, hear better, think clearer, lift heavy objects, and jump higher. I'll even be smiling at strangers. One of these days I'm gonna print a Team CC t-shirt with the same picture of the colon as on the label. Elvis died with 60 pounds of impacted sludge in his colon. I don't wanna be that guy.


  1. yet, you *are* "that guy"

    CC & Juice, go team.

  2. i have been touting this to johan for some time. if anyone needs it , it's johan. i know you have all suffered being in the car with him . it's been dubbed the "POLISH GAS CHAMBER". jumping back on board post vegas.

  3. I tried to sell him on it last year in Sayulita. No go. The PGC is absolutely the worst. Especially if Mr Lactose Intolerant prepped himself with brusel sprouts and milk products. Poor Liser must've been crippled by the Polish Dutch Oven at least once.