Sunday, January 16, 2011

The Hiatus

The original purpose of this blog was to call bullshit on everything. And I had a job where I didn't have any real responsibility and I needed to kill some time while getting paid. There was a lot of random shit going on around me and I thought is was super funny. I seemed to have a camera handy often, too. So I'd snap a moment in time, work in some shitty Photoshop if needed, then add some words...and PRESTO, I've wasted 10 minutes of my day. To survive each day I'd combine that with Facebook, surfing the entire interwebs, message boards, YouPorn, and talkin shit on other blogs. Now I've come to stage where there isn't much anger, rage, or funny shit. Nothing much to see except snow. How many pictures of snow can one guy show? So what's the point? Why keep struggling to find something stupid to post up? I dunno. This blog is officially in the shitter. So I'm out! For now. Until something comes along and gets me stoked again.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Happy Groundhogs Day

Another resolution shoulda been to post some crap daily on the blog. But there just ain't any interesting shit going on around here. Every fucking day is the same and it's awesome...just not interesting.
-Wake up, scratch balls.
-Stumble across the street for a nice large Cup of Shut The Fuck Up.
-Put on the shred gear and go shooshing.
-Punch Ned Ryerson in the face.
-Come home and get horizontal.
-Head to work and sell meat.
-Add in a few days at the gymnasium, and there you have it....My Life in Idaho.

PS...I'm extremely hungover today thanks to that asshole Mr Rumpleminz. Nothing accomplished today except hours of slothing. Completely worthless.

Thursday, January 6, 2011


2011 has begun with boner chilling cold weather and no new snow. But the shredding is still decent. This mountain grooms acres and acres of terrain for cranking PSIA level 12 turns. We regularly see hard booters all over the place. Dildo Valley is their last stand. The Bowls are staying bumped out so it's time to head out-of-bounds where the shit is staying light and soft. Today is a day off due to a little calf strain. It happens to even the best. So I'll dwell on some New Years Resolutions for 2011. I've been really busy and I haven't even thought about them till today. Here's just a few....

Resolution #1...Score a Mossberg Tactical 590a1 12 gauge. I'm back in Idaho where weapons are cheap and plentiful. It's on.

Resolution #2...Figure out life. Simple enough.

Resolution #3....Ride a board at least 300 days.

Resolution #4...Move somewhere warm and surfy.

Resolution #5...Break out the DSLR more.

Resolution #6...Burn a stand-up paddle dork.

Resolution #7...Land a job I enjoy. All I wanna do is contribute and look forward to being at work. And make a little coin for ammunition and traveling.

That's enough for now.