Sunday, January 18, 2009

SEXPO 2009

Selling pit...


Please pass the coke...


Florida...


Yummy butter...


Blart...


Orlando is blessed with low elevation, gators, coastal hillbillies, chain restaurants, Def Leppard in heavy rotation, nasty-hot chicks, and a hell of a convention center. The convention center is why Surf Expo is held there every January. The rest are just bonuses of coming to such a rad city. I was fortunate enough to board a plane at 5:30 am last wednesday so I could spend 5 days indoors standing in place and talking to everybody about everything. There was plenty of comedy like listening to some retard piss next to Manny from the Wildboyz and try to sell him on a great new idea to build his exposure. Some squatty pigmy security dude that was cruizing around on a Segway like Paul Blart. Our room was the Coke And Hooker Suite from the set of Miami Vice. Erick ate butter as an appetizer cuz he was hungry. Dude's eating habits would cripple Billdo. I could go on and on. Maybe I'll link some vids together when I get some time. Plus I won $50 from slots at the Vegass aeropuerto during the layover. It was good to come home and get a couple hours of surf in before the busy week coming up.

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