Thursday, May 20, 2010

FLOYD LANDIS IS SCUM



There are so many scum sucking rat fucks in pro cycling these days. I don't know which is worse, all those soccer fags who fake collaspe, writhing in pain or these faggoty Floyd Landis types. They're a bunch of bitchy, drugged up prima donnas who's only goal is to not get caught with a team needle in their arm. As soon as their piss test comes up with something they fold like giant pussies and try to bring everybody else down with them. It's obvious to even a gapping retard that they're all on drugs. No news there. But for fuck's sake, have some goddamm class when you fail your drug tests you fucking junkies. OR STAY OFF THE JUNK in the first place. Don't cry in some artificial press conference about how you were forced to shoot up your ball sack to be competitive. And don't throw everybody else under the team bus just because they were smart enough to NOT get caught. You suck. Eat a cock, Floyd Landis and all you other asshole druggies who make such a painfully brutal epic sport look like a buch of Kansas City Faggots prancing around in spandex. Happy heart attack at 43, you penniless whore. You dick.

PS....Tour de France starts in only 44 days. Plan accordingly.

17 comments:

  1. Dude lies for 4 years and now we're suppossed to believe him?

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  2. They all dope, but why should Lance and Valverde continue to make millions and Landis is shunned? He put in the same amount of work as they did. They are all guilty of the same crime, the only thing Landis is guilty of is getting caught, so now we only hate the ones that get caught. Just playing devils advocate.

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  3. Forrest, you kinda hit hit the nail on the head. I hate the ones that WHINE about getting caught. When you get busted, take your beatin like a man instead of some pussy. Why spend $2million lying to the court, your team, your family & friends, and the public, then writing a book and continue the lying? Then he wants to "clear" his name and try to take everybody else down but has no proof except his word? To me, that's fucking weak and classless, so I hope he gets AIDS. I've stated all along that Lance HAD to have doped in order to crush so many proven dopers during his 7 year domination. Hopefully they kept some of his piss and blood around from 99-05 to test someday.

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  4. Landis should be shunned for the lying in public for 4 years. As a former Landis supporter that believed his bullshit, I hope he rots in hell.

    Doping is doping, trying to prove you didnt for years after being caught is douchebaggery.

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  5. Take your beating like Jesse James does when you get caught!

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  6. fuck floyd landis fag fuck rat finck.

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  7. bringin the hate right back... that didn't take too long! i like it!

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  8. I think he must be on crack now in addition to the performance-enhancing drugs. Truly, this is a case of someone who needs to shut the fuck up. He already slit his own throat by lying, crying and now changing his tune. But to start pointing fingers? Now? We all know cycling is a dirty sport. Finger pointing is unnecessary. David Millar took his punishment like a man and kept his mouth shut. Now he's back in the peleton. Floyd? He needs to shut it and just go away. (Surfsis, who can't sign in from this computer.)

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  9. Landis is broke ( and probably climbing broke back mt ) after shelling out 2 mil in legal fees, he is only doing this to stir the pot and make some money off interviews, etc etc etc. Looser.

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  10. I ryde for Pink Floyd...maybe he'll end up the Canseco of this, if they finally clean it all up...which they won't...so yeah, NO RATTS!

    SRSLYBRO I'm of the mind that these dudes are smart enough to know the damage they're doing to their bodies, and that paying for superdrugs is just the next step after "practicing really hard." In some weird way, I admire a guy who'd put his life/body in danger to win. Isn't that what jockstyle competition is all about? Fuckin all out man!!!

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  11. The timing of his win could not have come at a worse time for an American. No excuses for him....but those motherfuckers over there wanted someones ass, and because they couldn't get into Lance's (for what ever reason), well, Ferret-Face got the call.
    Again...no excuses for him though since he broke the code. He needed to just take his licks, keep his mouth SHUT, and go away.

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  12. the erudition and eloquence of bicyclists continues to inspire me. truly touching.

    you seem more angry that floyd 'ratted' than that he cheated, lied, and got people to pay him for his cheating and lying.

    it is funny though, the biggest 'i hate rats' types usually wind up like sam giancana, being the biggest rat of all.

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  13. oops i meant sammy 'the bull' gravano. woopsy.

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  14. a swim in cement boots for anonymous commenters who massacre mob references (especially when it's your whole punchline?--oof! stay anonymous widdat one lolol)

    but yeah hefe you'd better produce evidence of a mega-rant back from when Floyd was claiming innocence, or else I'm totally like whatever bro comeon...

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  15. Floyd Landis is simply milking the publicity out of his confession. How is this any different from the Hollywood type who state "Any publicity is good publicity!"

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  16. Landis got caught when Lance was sitting at home not racing, but I bet Lance held a gun to his head right??? Landis is a worthless, lying, go for nothing 2 bit bum like another guy I use to like. Lemond!!!

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  17. Not only is he scum, but the manner in which the "purity" of his roots by being a Mennonite are laughable. It's OK though, for Anabaptists, doping and lying are forgiven, but not remarriage after divorce. I know sophisticated Lancaster County residents will be all hush-hush about this, but this just shows what a moral dead place this is, as well as the advertising of one's religious heritage.

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