IMA LIVE BLOGG THIS. THIS IS FULLY MY KIND OF SHIT.
DATELINE 19 SECONDS IN: HURLEY DRINKS FROM MASON JAR. AWESOME!
LOL @ 27 SECONDS: DUDE BE SNACKIN ALREADY!
35 SECONDS: I JUST FIGURED OUT WHAT SONG IS PLAYING, AND I'M NOT SURE I CAN GO ON. COMEONBRO.
ONE MINUTE TEN SECONDS: DUDE BE SNACKIN.
DUDE EVEN INDOORS YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SPIT SUNFLOWER SEEDS, NOT EXTRACT THEM ALL SLIMYFINGERED ONE BY ONE AND THROW THEM IN THE GARBAGE CAN. USE OF THIS TECHNIQUE DOES PRETTY MUCH MEAN THAT YOU OWN YOUR KEYBOARD NOW THOUGH...
2:08-2:36: MOTHERFUCKER'S REALLY DRINKING OUT A MAYONNAISE JAR. PENTAGULPIN. STAYIN HYDRATED!
SONG 2: GOATROCK WTF??? GET SOME FUCKIN B33BZ HOLMES...
IN SUMMARY: THE FURIOUS KEYSTYLES OF THE JEFE ARE ALLOWING THIS DUDE TO FREE RIDE. YOU'RE AT LIKE 340WPM OR SOME SHIT! SLOW DOWN, AND THIS DUDE WILL MAYBE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING? I LOVE THIS GUY THOUGH. I BET YOU'RE KNOWN AS THE DICK, AND NOBODY CARES THAT HE DOESN'T DO SHIT. I LOVE IT!
BONUS POINTS AWARDED FOR: ARBITRARY BEARDLINE AS CHIN OPTICAL ILLUSION. THAT FIVE-PUMP PICKLEJAR SWIGGINSESH WAS NEXT_LEVELLE.
AREA AROUND THAT MOTHERFUCKERS DESK MUST LOOK LIKE A BIRDCAGE. SEEDS ALL UP IN HIS BEARD. THAT DUDE RULES.
ALSO EXTRA BONUS POINTS FOR CLAIMING "I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS ON." WHATEVER. GRAB A COUPLE BEERS AND SCREAM "FUCK OFF!" AS YOU SLIDE OUT THE EMERGENCY CHUTE. LOLOLOL
TO ADD: THERE IS THE POSSIBILITY THAT HIS KEYBOARD IS FREE FROM SPENT SEED SHELLS, ACTUALLY, AS HE NEVER TOUCHED IT. HIS MOUSE IS SURELY HAZ-MAT, BUT THE KEYBOARD MIGHT HAVE THAT NEW CAR SMELL STILL...
Yah bro, that huntin and peckin like crazy was me focused on some resume blasting, hatemailing, facebooking, and shittalminabout. I actually haven't been able to check the whole vid cuz bud is always lurking and slopping around behind me.
IMA LIVE BLOGG THIS. THIS IS FULLY MY KIND OF SHIT.
ReplyDeleteDATELINE 19 SECONDS IN: HURLEY DRINKS FROM MASON JAR. AWESOME!
LOL @ 27 SECONDS: DUDE BE SNACKIN ALREADY!
35 SECONDS: I JUST FIGURED OUT WHAT SONG IS PLAYING, AND I'M NOT SURE I CAN GO ON. COMEONBRO.
ONE MINUTE TEN SECONDS: DUDE BE SNACKIN.
DUDE EVEN INDOORS YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SPIT SUNFLOWER SEEDS, NOT EXTRACT THEM ALL SLIMYFINGERED ONE BY ONE AND THROW THEM IN THE GARBAGE CAN. USE OF THIS TECHNIQUE DOES PRETTY MUCH MEAN THAT YOU OWN YOUR KEYBOARD NOW THOUGH...
2:08-2:36: MOTHERFUCKER'S REALLY DRINKING OUT A MAYONNAISE JAR. PENTAGULPIN. STAYIN HYDRATED!
SONG 2: GOATROCK WTF??? GET SOME FUCKIN B33BZ HOLMES...
IN SUMMARY:
THE FURIOUS KEYSTYLES OF THE JEFE ARE ALLOWING THIS DUDE TO FREE RIDE. YOU'RE AT LIKE 340WPM OR SOME SHIT! SLOW DOWN, AND THIS DUDE WILL MAYBE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING?
I LOVE THIS GUY THOUGH. I BET YOU'RE KNOWN AS THE DICK, AND NOBODY CARES THAT HE DOESN'T DO SHIT. I LOVE IT!
BONUS POINTS AWARDED FOR:
ARBITRARY BEARDLINE AS CHIN OPTICAL ILLUSION.
THAT FIVE-PUMP PICKLEJAR SWIGGINSESH WAS NEXT_LEVELLE.
AREA AROUND THAT MOTHERFUCKERS DESK MUST LOOK LIKE A BIRDCAGE. SEEDS ALL UP IN HIS BEARD. THAT DUDE RULES.
ALSO EXTRA BONUS POINTS FOR CLAIMING "I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS ON." WHATEVER. GRAB A COUPLE BEERS AND SCREAM "FUCK OFF!" AS YOU SLIDE OUT THE EMERGENCY CHUTE. LOLOLOL
TO ADD: THERE IS THE POSSIBILITY THAT HIS KEYBOARD IS FREE FROM SPENT SEED SHELLS, ACTUALLY, AS HE NEVER TOUCHED IT. HIS MOUSE IS SURELY HAZ-MAT, BUT THE KEYBOARD MIGHT HAVE THAT NEW CAR SMELL STILL...
ReplyDeleteI LOVE THIS DUDE!
Yah bro, that huntin and peckin like crazy was me focused on some resume blasting, hatemailing, facebooking, and shittalminabout. I actually haven't been able to check the whole vid cuz bud is always lurking and slopping around behind me.
ReplyDeleteOh, and this dude is the Number 2 in Command.
ReplyDelete#2 MEANS POOP.
ReplyDelete