Monday, August 2, 2010

Curren



I'm man enough to admit that I watched some X-Gaymes last night. Now that I finally have cable TV, I'm able to flip between Jersey Whore, The Kardashinans Whore Around Miami, and Rupaul's Drag Whores. But last night, after an afternoon of battling headwinds and shitty drivers while on my bike, I grabbed some granola and watched the exciting world of skateboarding...sponsored by Red Bull. Let me tell you, I got them goosebumps when Tony Hawk starts blabbering on and on about how rad 14 year old Curren Caples is these days. If Tony Mother Fucking Hawk is calling you the future, you're the future. Get to work. The reason it's cool to me is because I know that kid and his parents, and they won't go all Sheckler on us. They're good peeps. The family that shreds together, stays together. He might end up with syphillis cuz he kinda has the Beiber-itis with the mini-broads. Good luck with that.

8 comments:

  1. CAN'T MAKE IT THROUGH US ARMY COMMERCIAL ON THAT VID BUT I HAVE SEEN THIS KID AND HE'S RTRDD SICC. I STILL LIKE THE OTHER KID BETTER AND DONT EVEN BRING DA BEEBZ INTO THIS AINT NOBODY ON PAR WITH DA B33BZ COMEON

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  2. I am currently on espn3.com, watching this shit. park heats, these kids are SICK. doesn't hurt that cornball Andy MacDonalds is in the heat with these rad little dudes doing good looking tricks...gnarly dude doing both fs and bs crail slider things over that plexiglass shit? This CC kid with the most tweaked chickenwingin FS airs, oopin shit, and this braZilian kid with the sickness, and they're all doing crossboned out bs airs...andy fuckin macdonalds geeking around get the fuck out! so rad. this is sick.

    adn I don't even have cable bro wtf.

    bmx park up next for me as soon as I can find it.

    seriously these kids all do the right tricks too. Nothing stupid.

    so rad.

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  3. I used to have red levi's. I'm gonna get some more. that kid fuckin riiiiiiiaaaaaappppzz

    just watching those kids pump around is 1000% better than anything andy macdonalds has ever done. those horrible varial airs and shit? what a fucking idiot i hope he ends up in hell.

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  4. trick of that shit was this oregon cat's bs crail drifter thang over the plexiglass arch tho. that was so rad.

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  5. http://espn.go.com/espn3/index#
    day 3/1.
    bmx park. dudes are making this shit look small wtf. dood double tailwhupped that plexi arch and it's only heats wtf

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  6. and less than half of them run brakes wtf this shit is nuts

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  7. Yep, I even watched some bmx crap. But i I must draw the line somewhere. I won't watch that MotoBallet faggotry.

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