All hail the incredible, fat free, Hayden Pantanilierenelou. Or something like that. She's got some great chompers. I ran across (googled) some 600zoom beach pics this morning and found myself still studying them a good 10 minutes later. God bless you stalking paparaatziolitzi.
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ReplyDeletewho's this Justine Bleibliibler chick you speak of?
ReplyDeletesame body as the kid in the pic, but without tom cruiseface. way hotter. crazy swirl hairdo. so hott EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHoe Moe boy lover.
ReplyDeleteYou married, Seattle dwellin, diaper wearin old fuckers just don't remember what a hot 20-year-old broad looks like who isn't covered in 12 layers of polyproyline, hemp, GoreTex, and patchouli. Come on now. Tonto? You're a professional. What say you? Hot? Or am I destined to a life of small, Asian boys and the Priesthood?
ReplyDeleteEl Hefe, you are rarely wrong (except that time you spit at our neighbor). You are so 100% correct on Hayden. Many thanks and I am looking forward to more pics and rants soon. Unfortunately however, you still may be destined to small asian boys- there is no correlation here.
ReplyDeleteI REST MY CASE.
ReplyDeleteThat mudsucking, van-hating, pencil neck of a neighbor just wouldn't leave OUR porch when I happened to spit, narrowly missing his ear. it quite possibly splattered him a bit. I told him to leave repeatedly and warned him with a thorough sinus horking to chamber the ammo. I looked him square in the eye...paused...saw no movement from said asshole...and spit to my 1 o'clock position. It was a thing of beauty, man. He left the porch immediately. it's an effective maneuver when getting harassed while cycling also.