You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it.
Monday, June 21, 2010
The Wolfman
It's monday. 10:37 am. This means I'm pretty much done with my work responsibilities for the week. I'm now beginning the shit talkin around the webs. Recently I peeped a pic of a certain cyber bro and was amazed at his ability to grow facial hair. Which led me to google "chinstrap" pictures. I've been laughin my ass off. If I could grow hair on my face, I'd make it look ridiculous all the time. Just for the fun of it. I've had to weed through a bunch of penguin pics, but there's a crapload of funny chistrap pics. Who knew?
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ReplyDeleteyou want me to send a ziploc full of red whiskers down when I finally shave it off? You can glue them to your face...
it's already lame enough trying to not be "bald dude growing a beard," without people telling me how to shape it up. Leave me and my face hairs alone. I won't tell you to style your hair in a afro or a mohawk or a bieber... well maybe I should: do the Bieber. I'd fully do the Bieber if I could. Do the Bieber.
fuck
Simmer down BDGAB(Bald Dude Growing A Beard). I was vague for a reason. To protect the guilty. You just blew it. COME ON MAN! Either you send me a grip of Oxy for my pain, or you HAVE to recreate the Douchebag God's tribal chin strap and cruise around with a bro filming that shit. When you go fully bald, you won't be able to achive such epicness. The Bieber card is unacceptable here.
ReplyDeletewho dares claim boss of my beard?
ReplyDeleteDammit, it's not workin. The Force is strong in you. Just fucking go to the Darkside would ya. This IS the chinstrap we've been looking for. You know you can feel how cool it is. Uncle Darth likes to party, if you catch my drift. It is your destiny.
ReplyDeleteI can't even pull off a joke mustache for one minute...not even in this age of Extreme Irony...there's no way. I feel like a tryhard douchebag coolguy chad even wearing sunglasses. I have issues, I guess...
ReplyDeleteI can picture you both with your tiny dicks out in a sword fight right now- you homos
ReplyDeleteYES: WE ARE THE HOMOS. AS YOU PICTURE US WITH OUR DICKS OUT. IT IS WE. WHO ARE THE HOMOS.
ReplyDeleteSRSLY COMEON
No homos. When porning I don't even look at the dude's thingy once. It's invisible to me. See, no homo.
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