I went for a mellow hike through zee woods the other day. The New Recluse has been spending long days in the gymnasium getting The Temple ready for shred season. 7 years of laziness and injury will do that. So I needed to get an active rest day and went for a hike. It's been 65 degrees and gorgeous, but there's a ton of natural snow left up yonder after a big dump 2 weeks ago. I grabbed my cell phone and charged out into nature. The hike was cut short when I saw some giant animal tracks in the mud. Using my extensive mountain-man skills, I immediately accessed the situation. I've become soft in California, man. The thoughts racin through my mind were bear, mountain lion, and horrific death via the food chain. So turned around and went home to the TV. Snow scheduled starting tonight. Won't have to go on any stupid hikes anymore. Woot!
are there already moguls on that highest run?
ReplyDeleteI haven't moved for six months. I almost jogged today, in my extra daylight savings hour. But then I remembered I can't run. So I'm on the eNets.
Good idea to avoid bear attack, also. There are only like four men who can defeat a bear, and you are not one of them.
Moving around and sweating is overrated, and joggin is bad for your constitution. Winter is near, though. Can't you shred with your Tron Jai Alai Oarm all wrapped up?
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Survival Man, and Chuck Norris.
A hike on Sloth Holiday, wtf?
ReplyDeleteOh and, looks like a golf course eh.
HE KNOWS IT'S NOT THE ALPS BRO LAY OFF
ReplyDeletedid someone say LayOff?
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