Tour de France forecast 2011

I predict:

-one of these dudes will crash and break his collar bone and I will not be able to watch the replay because I know the pain that said dude will have to endure.

-I will plop myself down deep in the Lazy Boy daily and lazily watch the coverage at least twice because I will fall asleep during the first time showing. This is the very same Lazy Boy I've been trying to get rid of for more than 2 years.

-drugs.

-I will get inspired and log a few more miles on my bikes during the month of July.

-Team Managers with shitty facial hair.

-people on FaceDildo report the events every fucking day, sometimes before I see the coverage and therefore stealing my thunder.

-I will yell at people on our bike path and call them "fucking idiot" and "are fucking kidding me?" or "nice work, dicknose" as they pull ridiculously stupid and dangerous (to me) maneuvers.

-Bob Roll pronouncing the word "France" as bad as Schwarzenggar saying "Caleefawnia".

-Andy Schleck winning the whole shebang after attacking on the first day in the mountains, and every mountain day after.