Welcome to the Thunderdome, bitch!

The restaurant's been crazy busy all fucking summer and I'm just about DONE dealing with massive amounts of ass clowns. The shear number of diners each night is staggering. We've got one more big weekend then all the kids are back in school, where they should be. That will slow us down a bit and we can take a little breather. The last couple week's been interesting though. We've had some celebrities stuff their face. I wasn't working the night Bjork came in. That woulda been rad. But Scott Glenn was in. So was Old Man John McCain. That fucker's retarded and very old, but he's a certified war hero so God Bless him. Then we had stinky ol Drew Barrymore in one night. It's amazing to hear how many fellow creepy restaurant dudes wanted to bang her after seeing her in ET when she was like 5 years old. I never thought she was hot, but she's cute in person, even thought she smells bad. The next morning I was telling a buddy that she was around when I smelt mother-fucking patchouli and saw her again way far away across the street. Yuck. I can't really remember who else we've seen, but it's a way to keep the shit interesting. TMZ out!