Silver State

Nevada is a swing state. Get your mind out of the gutter, sicko. I'm not talking the group grope kinda way, I'm talking about the Democrats and Assholes. So I registered to vote for the first time in many years. And I'm fully committed to voting whenever this election thing happens. But I certainly don't want to hear about how my vote always counts. I call bullshit. I voted for years, but every time November 8th was just like any other day. No change. I lived in Oregon...SOLID HIPPY STATE, Idaho...100% RED STATE, Washington...COMPLETELY SMELLY, and California...DIDN'T CARE HATED EVERYONE. With my transient, non-mortgage, no property tax paying, health insured life, none of the crap that spews from these filthy, rotten, prick's mouths made one eyeota of difference in my daily life. And I'm white, so I get all the breaks anyway. All along I cautiously supported our Commander In Chief, no matter who they were because, in theory, a majority of my peers chose him as the best. But now in 2012, every vote matters in Nevada, whose state motto is fittingly, "All for our country". Hopefully I'm turning a new leaf in life or something.