Friday, February 20, 2009

Carolla shitcanned

SON OF A BITCH.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
They pulled Adam Carolla off the air? Today is the last day? Un fuckenbelievable. He makes my mornings good and right, and his rage is beautiful. It's been said that he looks like Pete Sampras with Downs Syndrome. That fucking does it. The world is officially cooked and done. Fuck you George Bush. Maybe those Mayans are right about the end of the world in 2012. As of today, February 20, 2009, at 8:21 am, I'm preppin for Armegedon. I'm building a bomb shelter for the porn and surfboards cuz when we're out of power, Youporn won't be funtioning unless Cyberdyne Systems can keep it up and running. That's a risk I don't wanna take. No way, pal.

Downs Syndrome


No Downs Syndrome


Future Ms Recluse

1 comment:

  1. I used to love listening to him on "Loveline" on my way home from class. Then he left and they put that pussy Stryker in his place.

    I loved the bus ads for his radio show. "Adam Carolla - What a semester and a half of junior college sounds like."

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