Somebody posted a couple pictures of me on Facebook recently. They're older than some of the punk-ass kids I've been surfing with recently. You can clearly see that I'm ambidextrous. Switch or regular. I can do it. One is mid-hangover from about 1994, slothing on the couch with blankey, pillow, and water bottle. Coulda been from one of Bruce Willis' legendary Hammerhead parties.
The other pic is me manning the bar at Buckwheat's. That's where I fried tater tots in grease and poured beer into red cups for all the drunks after a long day of shreddin Baldy in a Phenix jacket. Yah, bitches PHENIX FOR LIFE.