According to the State of California my van was a GROSS POLLUTER. But that all changed with $800 worth of swearing, threats, contempt, tuneups, and a cata-fucking-litic converter. Then, last week I took her down to the local shop and got her smogged. The Holy Saint Selena looked on as it's ass was backed up onto the dyno for testing. Apparently I've got 493 horsepower and 516 ft/lbs of torque. Shocking. Then a short 20 minutes later the numbers were crunched and I passed the test. End of story for 2 more years.