Monday, August 2, 2010
I'm man enough to admit that I watched some X-Gaymes last night. Now that I finally have cable TV, I'm able to flip between Jersey Whore, The Kardashinans Whore Around Miami, and Rupaul's Drag Whores. But last night, after an afternoon of battling headwinds and shitty drivers while on my bike, I grabbed some granola and watched the exciting world of skateboarding...sponsored by Red Bull. Let me tell you, I got them goosebumps when Tony Hawk starts blabbering on and on about how rad 14 year old Curren Caples is these days. If Tony Mother Fucking Hawk is calling you the future, you're the future. Get to work. The reason it's cool to me is because I know that kid and his parents, and they won't go all Sheckler on us. They're good peeps. The family that shreds together, stays together. He might end up with syphillis cuz he kinda has the Beiber-itis with the mini-broads. Good luck with that.