Friday, August 6, 2010
collarbone looks like a boomerang
I've always wanted to make a stupid little adventure style movie. The story begins with a handsome, muscular, wax salesman who has incredible hair and constantly smashes broads. He seemingly has it all...or does he???? After a long summer in California when the fucking sun never shines and the surf stays crappy and cold....he gets a vision. A wise future is told to him while enjoying one of Burger King's incredible new A-1 Steakhouse burgers in Clairemont. He's turning 40 and needs to flip this shit around a bit. So he clearly sees the correct path.....he is is supposed to quit the job asap and spend October & November surfing his balls off in Bali and get a little fucking Hindu inside the mind. When his visa runs out and he's had his fill of surf, he comes back to civilization, and puts all of his shit in his friends barn except for his cold weather gear. He could pack up his Subalezmobile with everything he needs for a winter of shred in Sun Valley, Idaho. That is where he spends 5 months slashing Mt Baldy by day and is the bartender to the stars every night. In between it's filled with romance, guns, fire, figuring out life, and a lottery win. Your dreams become reality while on...................................SABBATICAL!
Or something like that.