Poor David Carradine. For somebody so respected, he died such a lame way in a Thai hotelroom. His neck and junk were tied together? Probably by himself? Really? People still do that? Haven't they heard of INX-FUCKING-S? Where do you learn that shit in the first place? He was in Thailand for fuck sake. Don't they have a spare hooker anywhere? Dammit buddy. Get yer shit together. I've said it a thousand times before, and I'll say it again.....
DON'T TIE UP YOUR BALLS, CHOKE YOURSELF, AND JERK OFF WITHOUT A SPOTTER.
**Interesting fact-Frantisek Kotzwara was the first person recorded to die from erotic assfixiation in 1791. Isn't that neat for his family tree.
**Interesting Quote-Confusius say...Man who goes through airport turnstyle sideways, going to Bangkok.
Not David Carradine....
GR9 MINDZ THONK ALIKE BLUD I JUST SAID THE SAME SHIT
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