Thursday, July 29, 2010
Gettin it on
This is the big morning I've been waiting for. Time to battle the ticket I got while riding my bicycle. Let me repeat....BICYCLE. I'm sticking it to the man right now at the Superior Court Of California, County of Santa Barbara. Check in time is 8:30. It's the classic struggle of Good(myself) against evil(that cocksucker, officer C W Kamin). Mano y mano.
I am officially a gigantic pussy on the stand. The fuzz had it mostly right, I agreed somewhat, explained that I didn't want to die wearing spandex and Italian shoes, and was found VERY guilty. I lose. But I also get a $250 bail reduction, got away from the desk for a morning, and I wasted some fuckhead cop's time. A little ying in my yang.