T.O.N.T.O.

Seattle bro, and former World's Greatest Landlord, Tonto is claiming he got the wifey's hall pass and may accept my Mexican Invitation to surf warm waters in April. It would be rad if we were talking about T.O.N.T.O., the mega moog. It could play some trippy, stoned-out soundtrack while we slash and hack out way through Mainland Mexico. But no. Instead we're talking about Tontini, the guy that'll be drinking all our booze and downing all our Mexi-pharmacia stash with the biggest grin ever. Welcome aboard, amigo.


Check out some of Tonto's Expanding Headband (no relation)....