Friday, September 11, 2009


Think of my staph infection as a bike thief. Stupid, horse-faced, Jort wearing, bottom feeding bike thief from New York. The worst kind. Now think of my immune system as NY bike messengers with a little Muy Thai mixed in. We have a winner! The video below clearly shows what my body is doing to my current staphlyococcal infestation.

Bike Thief vs Street Justis from triple on Vimeo.


  1. Well, damn!! I'm not going to say I'm appalled by such violence. And if that's what your body is doing to the infection, tell it to act as if the guy stole someone's work bike AND his racing bike. Let the ass-kicking commence!

  2. seems a long way to go to avoid riding up a hill...I just got a last-minute invite to ride up a hill and said, "no, I'm gonna watch football and drink beers." You don't have to give yourself a staph infection...

  3. no shit, huh. This is a major setback. Been off the bike a week now. With earlier sunsets these days cutting the after work rides shorter, I don't have much time to get it done this year, while I'm in some shape.