Back in June, I made the call that Ted Kennedy or Swayze would be leaving god's green earth soon to complete the trifecta of dieing. But I was wrong. It took an extra month or two. Swayze is gone. Too bad it wasn't Kanye.
My favorite Swayze movie was Red Dawn. The first PG-13 movie ever. I saw it in the theater cuz I was old enough. They had to create a whole new rating system for Patrick Swayze because he was so infuckingcredible. But for PG-13 you think they coulda at least given us a boob shot of Jennifer Grey. Sneak it in there somewhere. I mean, she was naughty librarian hot until she fixed up her beak. After the Russian/Cuban/Mexican invasion of Coloradical, didn't they need to repopulate at some point? That's the only thing that woulda made it better. Today, I spill a little deer blood for you, Swayze.