You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Straits
To everybody in the NW...Are you ready to ruuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbllle????? Check your surf report, you sweater wearin mud hippies. Then tell me this weekend doesn't look fucken epic. Fake your death, quit your job, burn down your office, cheat, lie, or do whatever it takes to get to the Straits for this upcoming storm. This thing looks so rad. If it comes in like they predict, EVERY-FUCKIN-THING will be working. My personal fav would be Twins, but there's many more to choose from. It's a great time live in mossy old Warshington and have a watertight van to spend a long stormy weekend surfing, slothing, farting, and building campfires. If you go through Neah Bay, buy a pile of smoked salmon from an Indian guy on a side street somewhere around Washington Street and 1st Ave. Dude knows how to roast endangered fish over flames. Yum Yum Yum!
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great... ruin your own surf zones, f'n blogzilla kook! non-event. nothing to see here, i mean, there. logoff, go home, if you have one ;)
ReplyDeleteuffdah mega... bound to be a doozy
I fart in your general direction. Wish I was an IT Guy so I could surf on a weekday.
ReplyDelete50 year storm bodie
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