Tuesday, June 8, 2010

pervin the webs


All hail the incredible, fat free, Hayden Pantanilierenelou. Or something like that. She's got some great chompers. I ran across (googled) some 600zoom beach pics this morning and found myself still studying them a good 10 minutes later. God bless you stalking paparaatziolitzi.

7 comments:

  1. you may also be interested in Justin Bieber...

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  2. who's this Justine Bleibliibler chick you speak of?

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  3. same body as the kid in the pic, but without tom cruiseface. way hotter. crazy swirl hairdo. so hott EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  4. You married, Seattle dwellin, diaper wearin old fuckers just don't remember what a hot 20-year-old broad looks like who isn't covered in 12 layers of polyproyline, hemp, GoreTex, and patchouli. Come on now. Tonto? You're a professional. What say you? Hot? Or am I destined to a life of small, Asian boys and the Priesthood?

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  5. El Hefe, you are rarely wrong (except that time you spit at our neighbor). You are so 100% correct on Hayden. Many thanks and I am looking forward to more pics and rants soon. Unfortunately however, you still may be destined to small asian boys- there is no correlation here.

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  6. I REST MY CASE.
    That mudsucking, van-hating, pencil neck of a neighbor just wouldn't leave OUR porch when I happened to spit, narrowly missing his ear. it quite possibly splattered him a bit. I told him to leave repeatedly and warned him with a thorough sinus horking to chamber the ammo. I looked him square in the eye...paused...saw no movement from said asshole...and spit to my 1 o'clock position. It was a thing of beauty, man. He left the porch immediately. it's an effective maneuver when getting harassed while cycling also.

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