Sunday, January 24, 2010
Today on Mt Baldy Ski Area there were unsubstantiated reports off some ass-clown wearing a blue jacket slashing and shooshing all over their snow. Some claim his awkward twisting gyrations reminded them of a young OCCY. Others say he was just some random sweaty never-was-been getting his rare schralp on. Regardless, his board never broke contact with the snow...that is a confirmed fact. Before and after the sightings, he was seen fighting the World's Worst Traffic when ever dicknose from Oceanside to San Luis Obispo to Riverside also decided it was a great day to head to the mountain. Further west along the 210, after passing possible canage from an overturned vehicle on the other side, he stepped on it. It looked as though he was on a mission to be somewhere. He was last seen, on the same day, tucking into some stoney shoulder/head high pockets on a red Christenson single fin back in Santa Barbara. The Greenough 4a Flex Fin appeared to snap him into just the right spot on every wave.