It was only a matter time before I posted something about Hayden Panatierre. As Adam Carolla says, she's a waffle crapper. A waffle crapper is a girl so smokin' hot that if she crapped on a waffle, it would turn you on. The 19-year-old Heroes actress' tattoo reads 'vivere senza rimipianti', however, the last word has one too many i's and should instead simply be 'rimpianti'. Oops. This is great stuff. I've been sitting at my desk studying the evidence.