Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Last weekend I saw some full-on assclown retard rockin the headphones out in the lineup. Dude couldn't barely paddle, but damm if he couldn't accessorize well. Must've had the Japanese Motors maxed out while the rest of us surfed. At the risk of sounding like a smelly hippy, can't you assholes enjoy the beautiful sounds of mother nature instead of always listening to crap? I understand rockin it at the gym or whatnot. But cruizing on the bike, shredding the gnar, or whatever, the sweat rush of wind and water flowing through your long, wavy, blond, scarlet begonia tucked hair is so groovy, man. Are you really so bored with nature? Plus you can hear imminent danger and react accordingly. Like...say...duck at the waist and let a plane fly over you and make an emergency landing. Instead, runners are getting landed on by the airplanes and kids are getting run over by trains...cuz they didn't hear them coming. Are your for real? Didn't hear an airplane rattling your fucking skull apart six feet above your earbudz, bud? There's no fucking stealth-like Prius of planes or locomotives, they all loud as fuuuuuuuck. "Whap Pap, sinner!" Says the heavy hand of the Lord as it reaps it's terrible vengence upon thee. Thyne herd hath been thinned.