Tuesday, March 16, 2010

iFail



Last weekend I saw some full-on assclown retard rockin the headphones out in the lineup. Dude couldn't barely paddle, but damm if he couldn't accessorize well. Must've had the Japanese Motors maxed out while the rest of us surfed. At the risk of sounding like a smelly hippy, can't you assholes enjoy the beautiful sounds of mother nature instead of always listening to crap? I understand rockin it at the gym or whatnot. But cruizing on the bike, shredding the gnar, or whatever, the sweat rush of wind and water flowing through your long, wavy, blond, scarlet begonia tucked hair is so groovy, man. Are you really so bored with nature? Plus you can hear imminent danger and react accordingly. Like...say...duck at the waist and let a plane fly over you and make an emergency landing. Instead, runners are getting landed on by the airplanes and kids are getting run over by trains...cuz they didn't hear them coming. Are your for real? Didn't hear an airplane rattling your fucking skull apart six feet above your earbudz, bud? There's no fucking stealth-like Prius of planes or locomotives, they all loud as fuuuuuuuck. "Whap Pap, sinner!" Says the heavy hand of the Lord as it reaps it's terrible vengence upon thee. Thyne herd hath been thinned.

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5 comments:

  1. COSIGN ON THE HEADPHONES. I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD IT. MC THE GREAT AGREES: http://skateboarding.transworld.net/1000103542/features/click-it-kick-it-mike-carroll/
    I CONSIDER MYSELF INTO MUSIC, TOO.

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  2. COULD THERE NOT HAVE BEEN SOME KARMA WITH THE DEADED PERSON JUST BEING A JOGGER? I DONT UNDERSTAND JOGGING EITHER.

    I WONDER WHAT JOGGERMANS WAS LISTENING TO...

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  3. Right-eee-oh, I'm must add that I'm way into music, too.

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  4. I dont like wearing headphones when I ride at all, maybe hiking, but not riding. I like to hear if my bro just scarped some hidden rocks down a chute, hit some ice in that corner before the jump, also you go the sqeaky sound the snow makes against your board on those brutally cold days, the sound it makes when its slushy, or the sound of a slab fracture breaking off behind you (it makes a sound, trust me, I have heard that sound, not cool). You can tell a lot about the snow just by listening to it. Tune into your riding enviroment.

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  5. DID I MENTION THAT I AM TOTALLY INTO MUSIC?

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